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Joke of the Day

"Customer: Why don't you eat here waiter? Waiter: Serving it is bad enough I don't want to compound the felony."

"What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman? The fish doesn't know it's plaice."

"What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent? Squeaky clean clothes."

"My mom's favorite internet game is ""Log me into the Facebook. Is this the Facebook? Is that your brother? Why is he drinking upside down?"""

"What did the executioner say to his wife when he left? I'll beheading out now."

"What has the Middle East and Kim Kardashian's ass got in common? Both are massive, have oil and have been invaded by the west."

"German sausages... are the wurst."

"I was telling my friend a joke. ""There was this gorilla... ..."" ""I fucking swear, if this is another Harambe joke, I..."" ""Well, thanks for killing it."""

"So there I was, balls deep in peanut butter, when I thought to myself, ""Peanut Butter is an odd name for a dog."""

"What is a East Indian child's favourite game? Hide and go Sikh"