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Joke of the Day
"""Okay class, today we are going on a trip... *hands out acid*"
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"""I'm done with this shit."" He thought as he closed Reddit, locked his phone and stood up."
"Chairman: Ok so we've decided a group of crows is called a flock? Creepy Frank: *licking a knife* I've got a better idea"
"Detroit is a such a dangerous city... You can't even let your kids out at night. The might rob someone."
"I saw this heartwarming video of baby bears climbing out of a dumpster and thought, ""Who would throw away a perfectly good baby bear?"""
"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster and a prostitute with IBS? Well, one you have to shuck between fits..."
"Claustrophobic people are more productive... Thinking outside the box."
"Sorry I hacked your e-cig. You've actually been vaping a dead bird for a month."
"Why did the grapes gang rape and sodomize the orange with a chain saw? They found him aPEELing."
"The lonelier you are the more likely you are to incorrectly believe your cell phone just vibrated."