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Joke of the Day

"Hey girl, why don't you treat me like a calculator... and give me them digits."

"Why do men like blowjobs? It's the only thing that they get something straight inside a woman's head."

"Mom always told me to eat my vegetables... I never could though, the wheelchair was just too gross."

"OK THERE. DID I PASS YOUR STUPID SOBRIETY TEST YET? Cop: Sir, you're still laying on the ground where you fell down."

"What's your favorite joke? mine's Womens Rights."

"What do a mosquito and my ex have in common? They both try to suck you dry, try to have babies with your DNA, and then you find them sucking off someone else."

"Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence defeat and detail in it. Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence defeat go before detail !"

"How did the basketball court get wet? The players dribbled all over it!"

"As a European, I was always troubled by 2 Girls 1 Cup. Just how much is that in grams?"

"Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile ? A: Aeroflot has killed more people."