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Joke of the Day
"What's your favorite joke? mine's Womens Rights."
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"My friend just joined a Reggae band, he plays the triangle. He says it's pretty easy, all he has to do is... Sit at the back and ting."
"I stole Stephen Hawking's wheelchair today I thought it was hilarious, he had nothing to say on the matter."
"Whenever I see someone posting a picture with a celebrity, I comment: ""Who's that next to you?"""
"My life is like my dick after masturbation Empty."
"According to my FitBit, last week I burned 23 calories and my Ex's house."
"On Chick-fil-a... Do they realize they're serving cock between buns?"
"Doctor: we saved your dad but he's part owl now Son: Dad it's me Dad: *head turned 180* who Son: very funny Doctor: yeah he has amnesia too"
"How can you tell if a Redditor is a female? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ? A baked potato"