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Joke of the Day
"As a European, I was always troubled by 2 Girls 1 Cup. Just how much is that in grams?"
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"Liam Gallagher was never good in science. When asked to name 3 chemical elements, he said ""Gold and silver and sunshine."""
"Yes, autocorrect, that's right. I hate that stupid ditch"
"no, no-- i'm pro-life only until the baby is born. after that the baby must exist in a hellworld of preventable disease and gun violence"
"I invented a new word the other day. Plagiarism."
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"Waking up with morning wood is one thing, but waking with Elijah Wood is just creepy. I calmed down once I stared into his beautiful eyes."
"What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common? They are both going to miss every body."
"What is a shark's favorite illegal substance? Reefer!"
"Internet, you've made a compelling argument. Sleep: present your case."