210784

Joke of the Day

"What kind of paperwork do I need to fill out to get a permit to set my children free in the wild?"

"*returns four pounds of skirt steak to butcher* I'm sorry. This just doesn't fit me like I thought it would."

"I don't have ADD. It's just that everything is more interesting than what I have to get done."

"I tried to start a conversation with a mute Native American but he didn't know ""how."""

"Why are astronauts successful people ? Because they always go up in the world !"

"Dark jokes are a slippery slope... One guy slipped and never told a joke again."

"Why Do Black People Run Fast? Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water."

"Ever since my toaster has been broken I have been feeling unwell. I guess I must be lack toast intolerant."

"I have a hard time believing an auto dealer really wants my business if their entire lot isn't covered in the shade of helium balloons."

"I'm not sure if I have constipation or diarrhoea. I'll find out by a process of elimination."