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Joke of the Day
"What kind of paperwork do I need to fill out to get a permit to set my children free in the wild?"
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"saw girl I have crush on with her new fiance at Ikea but you know what they say, when God closes a Stras Innjrden he opens a Fonstrvivig"
"What did Horatio say to the pathological liar in CSI: Miami? Won't get fooled again!"
"I've got a great joke for you all! Runescape 3."
"My friend got in an accident that caused the whole left side of his body to be amputated off He's alright now"
"All music classes were banned at my school... They said the classes encouraged too much sax and violins..."
"Just got back from Chernobyl And boy are my legs arms!"
"OK, so they have GPS that can navigate you all the way across the country...why can't someone invent a device that can remind you why you went into a room?"
"How do you know that peanuts are fattening ? Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?"
"I hate when I shape my hand like a phone to tell someone to call me, but they're in their 20s and don't know what phones used to look like."