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Joke of the Day

"My friend got in an accident that caused the whole left side of his body to be amputated off He's alright now"

"What did the pedophile say when he got out of jail ? ""I feel like a kid again"""

"I don't watch World Cup soccer. If I wanted to see grown men struggle to score for 90 minutes I'd go to a bar."

"The world will be a much better place if everybody took a chill pill... It would be even better if some of them choked on it."

"What does 007 wear on his head? A Bondana."

"What did Trump say to Hillary when she told him a joke? ""You're Hillaryus"" I'll walk myself out..."

"Does Caitlyn even have a vagina? ""No, she has a *Vajenner.*"""

"Why does a blond wear a tight skirt? To keep here legs closed. "

"There are three kinds of people in this world People who know math and people who don't."

"How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb? One"