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Joke of the Day

"I've got a great joke for you all! Runescape 3."

"Did you notice the difference between Trump's inauguration and Obama's? Trump's crowd paled in comparison."

"The teacher asked Johnny, ""Why is your cat at school today Johnny?"" Johnny replied crying, ""Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that pussy once Johnny leaves for school today!'"""

"First time posting here. I always found this f$%#ed up, but hilarious. Q: Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars? A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there? Me: Not Lucy."

"I went on a date last night with a tiny lobster. Its didnt work out. She was a little shellfish."

"In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better."

"Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket? In case Johnny Onion Rings!"

"Matthew McConaughey is for Matthew McConaughorses"

"Call your laptop what it really is: Bed TV."

"my girlfriend went to slip into something more comfortable six months ago which makes me wonder how comfortable you can possibly be"