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Joke of the Day

"I've got a great joke for you all! Runescape 3."

"what type of music does a balloon hate? Pop music"

"My abs hurt today because last night I went to the gym and got punched in the stomach"

"A blind man walks into a Fifty Shades of Grey theater takes a deep breath and says "" MMM ... I guess I'm at a fish market"""

"Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy? Because he thought his daddy was his mummy."

"the butter churner asked the milk ""whats wrong..."" the milk responded ""im just a bit stirred up but ill be butter in a while"""

"You walk into a bar It's a gay bar, faggot"

"*knocks on bathroom stall wall* Forgive me father, for I have sinned. ""Huh? What?"" It's been 3 days since my last- [sound of diarrhea]"

"I like running up to kids, punching a puppy in the face and screaming ""WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?"" And that's my long-term solution to religion."

"What happened when the cheese factory exploded? Debrie everywhere."