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Joke of the Day

"All music classes were banned at my school... They said the classes encouraged too much sax and violins..."

"i didn't get your text because i'm lying"

"Watching soccer gives me the same feeling as watching a drunk guy try to get his key in the door."

"How do you tell two witches apart? You can't! You don't know which witch is which!"

"I hit a can of bug spray with a hammer and my dad walked in the room. He caught me beating Off"

"What do you call 20 lesbians in a tree? A Country"

"What is Hellen Keller's favorite color? Corduroy."

"A dark skinned lady named Betty goes to the butcher and asks for some beef. The butcher replies: ""Nooooo Black Betty, ham or lamb!"""

"I am not afraid to stand up to my wife when she is not looking."

"What does Belathor call his balls? His treasures."