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Joke of the Day

"What did Horatio say to the pathological liar in CSI: Miami? Won't get fooled again!"

"If Jesus could see the way some Christians act today He'd be rolling in his grave"

"I used to have a 2 year old son, he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died... For inspiration"

"My local psychic closed down... ..due to unforeseen circumstances"

"I can't wait till they invent the non automatic paper towel dispenser."

"What do poor people drink? Pover-tea."

"Twitter birth control: airfare"

"Why did all the residents of Flint, MI switch from the hip hop station to the classic rock radio station? They wanted to get the lead out."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The bitch can suck my dick in the dark for all I care...."

"What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage."