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Joke of the Day

"What did Horatio say to the pathological liar in CSI: Miami? Won't get fooled again!"

"My mom wanted to send me to a program last summer for people with ADHD... It was called a Concentration Camp."

"What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand? A churro."

"What's long and hard and full of ""SEE-MEN""? A submarine, obviously."

"There's plenty of fish in the sea(fixed) But until I find one I'm just stuck holding my rod"

"I was walking my dog when a man approached me. He said, ""My car's just broken down. Could you give me a push?"" ""Of course,"" I said. Then he fell into the bush."

"I am not sure, but I think I just heard my cup of coffee say, ""You are my bitch"""

"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""why the long face?"""

"A Conductor ... What do you call a part time conductor ?? . . . a *semiconductor*"

"The Embarrassing Moment by Lucy Lastic"