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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon? He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal."
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"Sherlock Holmes leaves the bathroom without flushing... After he exits he tells Watson ""I think I am constipated."" Watson replies. ""No shit Sherlock?"
"I knew my girlfriend was cheating on me. She told me she was at the mall with her friend Carrie. Thing is, Carrie was sleeping right next to me!"
"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they."
"IAN: Why is that bear hanging out in the bar? ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really? ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian."
"90 years from now, they'll sing songs about the courage and bravery you displayed during the great ""Instagram Selling Your Photos"" skirmish."
"A Doctor, Nun, Priest, Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman all walk into a bar. The barman takes one look and says: 'What is this, a joke?'"
"Why did they name the T-Rex in Jurassic World Rexy? Because if they went with the first syllable it would have been called Tyranny."
"My 8 year old brother just asked me if I had a hole in my sock. Me: Of course not Him: Then how do you put your foot inside?"
"If you are ever wondering who is rapping in a song, just wait 4 more seconds and he'll say his name."