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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a quarter and a nickel? The Hiroshima bombing didn't kill a nickel of a million civilians."

"Cooper at the end of Interstellar ""You know what I like about space travel, man. They get older, I stay the same age."""

"I met the donkey from Numbers 22... He was a pretty cool guy... What? Did you expect him to be an ass?"

"What does a bucket of KFC and a whore have in common? After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in."

"You don't know awkward and uneasy until you've seen the way I hold a cat."

"Why don't you ever eat a girl out in the morning? Have you ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese?"

"If 9/11 was an inside job... 5/11 was a Fawkes Guy job"

"I wonder if Scarlett Johansson ever fantasizes about fat comic book nerds, or is that just a one-way street?"

"What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde? They had a wedding reception."

"Women of Reddit: Could you get behind Trump? Because he'd be more than willing to get behind you."