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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when Batman leaves church early? A Christian Bail"
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"My girlfriend lost the key to her chastity belt. But she's too lazy to go looking for it. She can't be fucked."
"It looks like trees are all flamboyantly coming out of the closet before they die for the winter"
"Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ? Round of 16"
"I never knew how smart Dolphins were... They are so smart that after only a few weeks of captivity they can train humans to stand at the edge of the pool and throw them fish"
"Why did the hipster burn their tongue? They ate their dinner before it was cool."
"Why did the ghost go into the elevator? To lift his spirits."
"It's not a walk of shame if you leave on a pogo stick."
"According to this box of spaghetti I am an Italian family of 8"
"another candidate got the job i applyed for at Senate Office whomever you are, i hope your happy with that analist position you stole from me."