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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Indian that's been hit by a car? Pindunderjeep"
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"In my life Ive spent 90% of my money on drugs, drinking and women. The other 10% I wasted."
"What is the heaviest surgical intervetion that can be done to women ? Getting money and dicks out of their minds."
"Most of my alone time is just a cataloging of hatreds and revenge scenarios."
"What's grey and can't swim? A castle"
"So the other day I tried to bring 2 dead raccoons on an airplane... but the lady at the desk told me a second carrion costs extra."
"What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp? A communion wafer"
"Police officer asks driver if he recognizes himself. Police officer asks man if he recognizes himself. Then the driver pulls out mirror and says ''yes it is me''"
"I went to the shop and bought a Christmas Tree. The assistant asked me, ""Will you be putting that up yourself?"" I replied, ""No, you sick fuck. I'll be putting it up in my living room."""
"Never answer an anonymous letter."