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Joke of the Day

"Never answer an anonymous letter."

"don't hate robert altman's 1992 satirical comedy ""the player"" hate david fincher's 1997 psychological thriller ""the game"""

"Can someone just invent a mirror that takes pictures already!"

"Me: But I'm sweaty, I'm anxious, my heart rate is up Doctor: This is the 3rd visit I've had to tell you I can't treat being offended online"

"Ten things only 90s people remember: 1. 1990 2. 1991 3. 1992 4. 1993 5. 1994 6. 1995 7. 1996 8. 1997 9. 1998 10. That sound the modems made"

"I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was... ...she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose."

"Why do Asian girls have small boobs? Because only A's are acceptable."

"What do you call a robbery in China ? A Chinese take away !"

"I have a job crushing pop cans. It's soda pressing."

"I've been researching some useless facts... Want some examples? I have found out that there are over 10,000 different types of lice. And that's just off the top of my head."