48117

Joke of the Day

"Why can't Java programmers see well? Because of the eclipse"

"Why did the pig stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat."

"If you've ever accidentally stepped on a cat's tail, you've seen my wife's sex face."

"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of its paws, while a comma is a pause at the end of a clause."

"Why did Simba's dad die? He couldn't Mufasa"

"My most redeeming quality is the fact that I return bottles for cash."

"(NSFW) Fact: The donkey is the only know animal that can reproduce by ass fucking."

"Two cannibals are eating a clown ... and one turns to the other and says, ""Does this taste funny to you?"""

"The American flag Red with blood Blue with tears White with privilege"

"I'd tell you a joke about my penis. . . But it's too short & not many people get it."