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Joke of the Day

"What is the heaviest surgical intervetion that can be done to women ? Getting money and dicks out of their minds."

"If my name was Dave I'd text my friends today saying ""IT'S FRIDAVE! LET'S PARTY!"". They'd be sick of me by Tuesdave."

"What's worse than being uncomfortable at the hospital? Being made comfortable."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a voluptuous lobster? One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean. :D edit: funnier when said aloud"

"Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals. Juliet: Really? Romeo: Yes bicycle pedals."

"My son's joke he just told me. Knock knock. who's there ? Banana Banana who ? Eye ball... aren't you glad I didn't say orange? :s loool"

"Just went to the supermarket and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas I can't believe the currant exchange rate."

"Why is a foreign exchange student like a gynecologist? Because they both study abroad!"

"What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine? Crimea river"

"If you were to second guess your decision on booking a trip to a Native American community... That would be a reservation reservation reservation!"