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Joke of the Day
"No one's laugh sounds like ""bwahahaha."" NO one."
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"A Jewish guy at my restaurant loves croutons Specifically, burnt croutons. I can understand why, he knows their pain"
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"The first time I realised I was dyslexic... Was when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat."
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"Why was the piano teacher arrested? He kept fingering A minor."
"Thou shalt not winky face smiley another man's twitter crush. -Emojenesis 8:15"