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Joke of the Day

"Love must not be a very good student... Because Love isn't always on time."

"My friend has a PhD in sexual deviancy She can talk about autoerotic asphyxiation until she's blue in the face!"

"Morning after The morning after pill...did you know it's called the ""anti-baby pill"" in Germany? And in Sweden it's called the ""regret pill"". However in Chicago it's called the ""crime fighter"" pill."

"What do you call a white guy on steroids? An athlete"

"The pope walks into a mosque The imam says ""Hey, why the wrong faith?"""

"Not to brag, but I parallel parked without hitting anything, taking 15 mins, or winding up on the sidewalk. No cars were around, but still."

"What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster? A Pastafaryan."

"Gary Coleman died of multiple aneurysms.... which is kind of like Different Strokes."

"You guys hear about the new Lebron James phone? It only vibrates, it doesn't have a ring."

"I was going to look for my missing watch. but I could never find the time."