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Joke of the Day

"Congratulations to Snooki who gave birth today to a baby boy... 5 NJ High School rings, 2 condoms, and 12 press on nails."

"Hey lady, did you know I'm a Pokemon? Because I Pikachu while you sleep."

"What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor? tppppthh....""spit sound"""

"I had an appointment to get my gender reassignment surgery... ...but the doctor left me hangin'"

"I bet most of business school is spent teaching students how to confidently swivel in big leather chairs."

"I'm fresh out of hopes and dreams. Can I interest you in despair and disappointments?"

"I met a girl with 12 Nipples, sounds funny? Dozen tit"

"What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? A key."

"Welcome to plastic surgery anonymous I'm seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and I have to say i'm really disappointed."

"I live in a country where everything goes well together A Combo-Nation"