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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock. Who's there? No, he's on first. **I totally just thought of this, where do I go to collect my money?** *Edit: spelling"

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By broom ... JK, rolling"

"What do homosexuals and appliances have in common? They both turn on when plugged. And a difference? An appliance doesn't work when the plug is wet."

"What is a wok? Something you throw at wabbits when you haven't got your wifle."

"What's the best thing about 12yr old girl in the shower Slick her hair back and she looks like an 11yr old boy"

"My favorite joke from tonight's debate ""you have 2 minutes"""

"What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for? best before..."

"A dirty joke A pig rolled in the mud"

"Someone broke into my local corner shop and stole 30 cases of Red Bull last night Honestly, I don't know how these people sleep at night"

"Why did the pharaoh retire? Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme"