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Joke of the Day

"Any machine is a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough."

"The first of Jay-Z's 99 problems is the obsessive compulsive disorder that requires him to know his precise number of problems at all times."

"How would you call Hitler if he was a musician ? DJ Nocide."

"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.. Okay I'm done"

"What do you do when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your TV floating in the air? You shout, ""Drop it, Nigga!"""

"What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement? Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part"

"Mayweather just set his kitchen on fire trying to make a cake He should've read the instructions"

"What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa? An elefanatic, of course."

"If you don't get the joke look it up. Your mother was a hamster and your smelt of elderberries!"

"What's the most environmentally friendly subreddit? r/Jokes. Everything there is recycled, including this post."