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Joke of the Day
"Mayweather just set his kitchen on fire trying to make a cake He should've read the instructions"
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"What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Naaaaagggghhhhhhh."
"a termite walks into a bar And asks the waitress, is the bar tender here?"
"On a scale of 1 to 10, You're a 9 ... and I'm the 1 you need!"
"Poker doesn't work well in Africa. There's just too many cheetahs."
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"Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!"