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Joke of the Day
"If you don't get the joke look it up. Your mother was a hamster and your smelt of elderberries!"
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"What kind of girl does a hamburger like? Any girl named Patty!"
"If you want to fool a Canadian into thinking you're also a Canadian, you only have to say one word. . . Chur-on-no"
"Unemployed people I have some jokes about the unemployed. Actually it doesn't matter none of them work Edit: I do not mean to cause any offence to the unemployed it is merely meant as a joke."
"What part of a football pitch smells nicest ? The scenter spot !"
"My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast."
"""That's what she said"" jokes will always be funny, but... I've only heard a couple of attempts at ""That's what he said"" jokes. Let's see what you got."
"I made on offensive joke about Muslims... and boom, I lost my job."
"What are the three rings of marriage? The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and then the suffering"
"I have created a subreddit dedicated to all times that OP doesn't deliver The link is in the comments"