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Joke of the Day
"If you don't get the joke look it up. Your mother was a hamster and your smelt of elderberries!"
Next Joke
"Guess what came in the mail today? I did. I ran out of napkins."
"""They say you should dress for the job you want..."" ""Then why the fuck are you naked?!?"" ""Because I want a blow job"""
"What disease do neckbeard mosquitos give you? M'laria."
"Why did the female warrior prefer the armor smith over the weapon smith? The weapon smith was a bit rapier"
"Your mom is like a moped She's a little slow but still fun to ride."
"(Q)..... What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster? (A)..... The rooster clucks defiance."
"One man's trash is another man's treasure... ...is not the best way to tell a kid that he's adopted."
"What is the National bird of Pakistan? Drone"
"Today I called the rape help line... But apparently it's just meant for the victims."