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Joke of the Day

"What kind of sex toys do terrorists prefer? Blow up dolls."

"What is a berry's favorite farewell? ""Acai you later!"""

"I didn't actually read the article but I did leave it open on my browser for 30 min, so I think I'm qualified to weigh in."

"What did Bowie say before he died? Robin, is that you?"

"Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land never waves back."

"Growing up on Disney movies has left me so disillusioned about small woodland creatures and their willingness to help me with my chores."

"as a kid, if i misbehaved my dad would come into my room and shoot me in my head with a real gun, killing me. it made me a stronger person."

"Breaking News. Apple is to buy Ireland to solve the debt problem. It will be rebranded iLand"

"Don't walk around the city at night with a lot of bread in your pocket. You might get rolled."

"I was walking down the street with my wife.. And i saw my mother in law being beaten up by six men, when my wife asked ""Aren't you going to help?"" I said ""No, six should be enough."" From Les Dawson."