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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend asked me if I was a pedophile. I told her: ""That's a big word for a six year old!"""

"Leprecauns and gay guys must end up at the same places a lot."

"What's the difference between a sorority and a circus? A circus has a cunning array of stunts"

"2 men are in the bathroom. One is seen running in, the other leaving. What are their nationalities? Russian and Finnish!"

"Hey, did you hear that Carbon and Oxygen broke up? Yeah, it turns out their relationship was actually pretty toxic. Personally, I never saw it."

"If there was an award for laziness... I'd make someone go get it for me."

"If I had a dollar every time someone called my mother a whore... I'd be the richest client she ever had"

"Fax? Why don't you just send it over on a dinosaur?"

"When did Anakin Skywalker become a mohel? When he cut through the Force-kin."

"Half of my Facebook friends are still there solely because their life is a train wreck and it's entertaining."