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Joke of the Day
"Fax? Why don't you just send it over on a dinosaur?"
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"Our country's going to shit and I will not stand for it... ...so I sat down"
"Saw a TV at the dumpster with a sign that said 'free TV' and boy do I feel stupid, I paid $200 for the last TV sitting at a dumpster"
"I contacted and arranged for a meet with an undercover FBI agent to show my skills in deduction and reasoning.. Unfortunately,a 14 yr old girl showed up at the coffee shop"
"What is the difference between a toad and a horny toad? A toad says rib-it, rib-it. A horny toad says rub-it, rub-it."
"The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted."
"Beer - tastes like I have friends Title."
"What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner? The cold shoulder!"
"the best thing about the moon is that it doesn't have any sports"
"By not having a 160 character limit, we are missing out on all the good tweets that have 141 through 160 characters. It's science."