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Joke of the Day

"2 men are in the bathroom. One is seen running in, the other leaving. What are their nationalities? Russian and Finnish!"

"A study found that Buzzfeed is the least trusted news source in media. Serves them right for telling me I belong in Hufflepuff."

"Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Elvis? A: Elvis was drafted and served proudly in the Army."

"Careful, this is an alphabet bomb! If it goes off, it could spell disaster!"

"Sexism wouldn't exist if it weren't for your women's opinions."

"Dolce and Gabbana are to be jailed for tax evasion. Looks like someone finally called the fashion police."

"Good jokes are like pizza. This is not a pizza."

"I'd like to go to Holland some day... Wooden shoe?"

"Why did the duck go to jail? For smoking quack!"

"What do you call a greedy roman god? Jewpiter."