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Joke of the Day
"When did Anakin Skywalker become a mohel? When he cut through the Force-kin."
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"An app to tase restaurant owners who call appetizers ""apps"""
"coining ""twoosh"", a contraction of tweet-swoosh. It's when your tweet hits exactly 140 characters sans editing. Nothing but net."
"How many Redditors does it take to tell a joke? Two. One to post it and another to create a better punchline in the comments."
"I have a thing for women with dark hair and dark eyes, and that thing is called a penis."
"I'm not intimidated by a pretty woman. I'm intimidated by smart women, who happen to be pretty."
"A cow went to war... But he didn't know what was at steak."
"Why can't Stevie Wonder read? (offensive) Because he's black."
"Helping a gang of squirrels buy remote control cars against my better judgment."
"An IPv4 address walks into a restaurant... He says ""Quick, give me a drink. I'm exhausted"""