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Joke of the Day

"You guys know I'm not one to brag, but my cooking is ""to die from."""

"Stalin's political career didn't really take off, until he played the trump card -Seize the means of reproduction!"

"Did you hear about the two lesbians that built a house? It was all tongue in groove Not a stud in sight"

"The internet is just another location for people to be wrong about things."

"What do you call a floating Jew? Ashes in the wind."

"My neighbours really like Halloween They dress up as ghost every weekend and go out for lynch."

"If a dentist make their money off people with unhealthy teeth, why should I trust a toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?"

"*practices like 1000 times in the mirror* [at Starbucks] ""One grander none-fatty flaparinno"" barista: ... ""I'll try again tomorrow"""

"Don't beat your children... Give them informative physical connections."

"My wife saw someone kill horses in Minecraft and she is making me build a Minecraft memorial for dead Minecraft animals."