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Joke of the Day
"My neighbours really like Halloween They dress up as ghost every weekend and go out for lynch."
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"I've had 6 cups of coffee and am about to shave my pet cactus"
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"Why didn't the oyster give to charity? He was shellfish."
"If by raw food you mean cookie dough, then yes, I love raw food."
"What joke would piss off any redditor? Update 1: Punchline removed."
"Why do Marxists drink herbal tea? Because all proper tea is theft."
"My wife recommended I do some light reading to relax at the end of the day... Not really relaxing, as my eyes are in pain, but I managed to make out, ""60 Watts - Made in China."""
"What do you call a potato that looks like a penis? A dictator."