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Joke of the Day
"My neighbours really like Halloween They dress up as ghost every weekend and go out for lynch."
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"Whats the difference between a piece of paper and an emo. The paper cuts you not itself."
"What's the best thing about fucking a transsexual? You can reach around the front and you think you went all the way through."
"[a Swarm of Bees requests to be your friend] um ok [a Swarm of Bees has invited you to event ""Come Outside""] what tha"
"HR: Did you call an employee stupid? Me: No, I asked if he knew he was stupid."
"When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's LUNAR ASSAULT and it's not funny."
"Why didnt the toilet paper cross the road? it got stuck in a crack"
"67 ha ha ha 68 ha ha ha 69 HA HA HA OH MY GOD HA HA HA I'M DYING - Why Sesame Street never lets The Count get that far on air"
"Who's the best detective in Mexico? Sherlock-Holmes"
"Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun."