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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a floating Jew? Ashes in the wind."
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"windows 8: i got some updates me: cool windows: i have to restart me: okay not now windows: im going to me: please dont windows: lol"
"Arnold Schwarzenegger PC upgrade Few years ago someone asked Arnold Schwarzenegger to upgrade his PC to windows 7. He said I still love vista, baby"
"How did we go from crappy gas station coffee to ""Yes I'll pay $7 for you to put that in a cup for me""?"
"Name as many weed names as you can. Purple kush, Sharks breath,God,Chewbacas anus gas. KEEP IT GOIN'"
"Another knock knock joke I can tell knock knock jokes to my dog because when I say ""Knock, knock."" He starts barking and runs to the door... Stupid dog ! There's never anyone !!!"
"Costco is a great place to go if you want to shop for 15 minutes and then stand in line and judge people for an hour."
"People with chrons disease Really need to get their shit together."
"Why does Dracula have no friends? Because he's a pain in the neck."
"Did you hear what happened at the indian restaurant yesterday? Apparently it was a Naan event."