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Joke of the Day

"If a dentist make their money off people with unhealthy teeth, why should I trust a toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?"

"I started a fertilizer store but but got sued by Apple Inc. They patented selling overpriced shit for fruits."

"Who may become a Prime Minister? Theresa may."

"I love the rain so fucking much It gets me wet."

"What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo? The second coming of Jesus."

"Missed connection. You cut in front of me at Starbucks in May, 2009. I finally thought up a witty response."

"What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA? Thrown out of the petting zoo."

"What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care..."

"One liner So two law students walk into a bar"

"all your favs are going to a special cause tonight it's called ""my low self esteem"""