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Joke of the Day

"My wife saw someone kill horses in Minecraft and she is making me build a Minecraft memorial for dead Minecraft animals."

"Best pick up line ever (video) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajCw5XThfsI"

"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"

"I was going to tell a joke about maize... But then I decided it was too corny."

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard & they're like ""How did your milkshake develop a gravitational pull that was gender specific?"""

"Do you know what's really tiring../? ... being awake."

"This apple tastes terrible. It must be the way I'm holding it."

"What's great about Trumps' little hands? Objects may appear larger when being held."

"What do you call a Mexican child molester? A Pedrophile"

"What is one thing... That Bill Clinton failed at? *Domestic affairs*"