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Joke of the Day

"I think the reason old people sleep in separate bedrooms is so they don't have to wake up next to someone dead."

"Here's a joke. Sex. I know. I don't get it either"

"Look at each failure as a deposit made into the account that will help you write the check for your next significant success."

"My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got fired because I couldn't concentrate."

"Chemistry Joke Potassium and Oxygen went on a date. It was OK."

"The World's Shortest Joke - Jimmy Carr Dwarf shortage"

"Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet."

"How do you make a 6 year old cry twice? Wipe your bloody dick off with her teddy bear."

"My GF's jokes. #1 What type of car does James Bond drive? 00-Sedan"

"Friends only its Dogs but instead of claps in the theme song, barks"