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Joke of the Day

"Why did the man marry a monkey? Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke"

"Why did the chick disappoint his mother ? He wasn't what he was cracked up to be !"

"If I got $1 every time somebody called me a racist black people would rob me."

"What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean? I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face."

"""8. I have 8 condoms full of hummus taped to my person right now. Anyway, enough about me, can I get you folks started with an appetizer?"""

"I've seen: UFOs Ghosts A Two Headed Turtle Kimodo Dragons But nothing is as unbelievable to me as seeing Trump run for president."

"Why do police ask to see your drinking license when they pull you over, but they call it a driver license like your bartender does before you can drink?"

"Cop: What is your line of business? Me [mumbling]: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening."

"Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team? Because when he grows up he will be Batman."

"There's a new 12 step program for people who can't stop talking. On-and-on-anon."