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Joke of the Day

"Even on my death bed my wife will be telling me how she had a worse day than me."

"""SIP! SIP! SIP! SIP! SIP! SIP! SIP"" - frat party chant at the Sigma Delta Pinot house"

"I went to the zoo the other day. I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu."

"What does a promiscuous homosexual have in common with a popular homeless person? They both have a lot of bum buddies."

"Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters' support group when I arrived? I came early."

"I had surgery to change myself from Asian to Caucasian. It was a real eye opening experience"

"What did the fish skeleton say? Long time, no sea."

"What do you call a nun that walks in her sleep? A roamin' Catholic."

"What do you call a worried bounty hunter? Boba Fret"

"Want to hear a joke? Donald Trump. Oh wait it's not funny anymore."