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Joke of the Day
"The crowd at this bar is so young someone just got slimed."
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"I was going to tell you a joke about hipsters. But you probably wouldn't understand."
"Are you a beaver? Cuz dam."
"The Russian Army Q: Ho you Hld you -47 when running aay fro nuclea blast? A: On far stretched out hands coad, so the hot , fro the gun does not dip on s oned shoes!"
"Have you heard the joke about Ebola yet? You probably won't get it."
"Parallel parking reality show. Get on that."
"Want to hear the one about potassium? K."
"Man who farts in church... ... sits in own pew"
"How do turtles communicate? With shell phones."
"Mental note, its inappropriate, according to the HR department, to put your hand on the back of a female coworkers head as she eats a banana"