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Joke of the Day
"Have a very Joseph Christmas! We shouldn't discriminate by sex, you know."
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"There are only two types of people in this world People who can extrapolate from incomplete data."
"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate it's tit a lot"
"What do you call Catholics who marry Jews? Cashews!"
"What happened to the over amorous clam? It pulled a mussel."
"I'm not saying she's fat... ....But if I had to name 5 of the fattest people I know, She'd be three of them."
"Two jokes walk into a bar... Where's the punchline?"
"How do you unpoopify water? Boil the shit out of it."
"What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat? One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different"
"My buddy used to say ""why should I wash my towels? After I shower, I'm the cleanest thing in the room."" He's still single."