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Joke of the Day
"Have a very Joseph Christmas! We shouldn't discriminate by sex, you know."
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"I hate how people treat amputees differently. Just because they're missing a limb or two doesn't make them any less of a person."
"What do nature and dogs have in common? They both abhor a vacuum."
"Did you hear that Iowa State is now offering Agriculture courses? It's a growing field"
"An anteater walks into a bar... ""First the horse, now this asshole"" remarked the bartender. Credit: u/reduxde"
"I know its slightly distasteful but, what's the best way to punish a blind kid? rearrange the furniture"
"What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at? Czarcasm."
"Pun challenge My friend entered a pun tournament this weekend and had to submit 10 puns. When I asked if he won, he told me ""No pun in ten did"""
"Me: That guy is a bad apple. 6-year-old: He's a person. Me: I just meant he's mean. 6: Probably because you called him an apple."
"What did the 2 oceans say to each other? Nothing. They just waved."