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Joke of the Day
"The most impressive thing about marathon runners is how they don't check their phone for 3+ hours."
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"In Canada, every board game is called ""Sorry!"""
"""Just saw this text."" Just saw this lie."
"A blonde strolls into her new office job at 10:30 The manager comes up to her and says, ""you should have been here at nine o'clock,"" to which the blonde responds ""why what happened?"""