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Joke of the Day
"You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen."
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"I got pulled over for speeding So, I really don't have the patience to type this long ass joke on my phone, but my wife's a whore."
"growing up my sister was a cutter... thankfully, she got help and no longer cut herself; she would just ask me to do it..."
"When I met you I was completely blown away because the wind was ridiculous."
"What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love? Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl"
"Why should you never eat your girl out in the morning? Ever pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"