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Joke of the Day
"What is the opposite of an iPad Mini? A Maxi Pad"
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"You are so tall in my eyes that they can't rise higher than your waist."
"I call my penis Bernie Sanders... ...because it leans far left and stands up for everyone."
"""Be cool, be cool, be cool"" ~me before I'm about to not be cool."
"Prostate Exam The worst part about getting a prostate exam is the embarrassment of getting an erection -- especially when they find out I'm not a doctor."
"I have 6 locks on my door. When I leave, I lock 3. So no matter how long somebody tries to pick the locks, they are always locking 3. Suckas"
"What do you say when only the egg remains? It's all ovum now"
"How many conspiratards does it take to screw in a light bulb....? ""NONE! ITS A SECRET GOVERNMENT PLOT TO KEEP US IN THE DARK!"""
"News: Boy George's reptile bites 5 people in one day.' He needs a calmer chameleon."
"Knock Knock Who's there? An interrupting black woman. An interrupting black- MMMMMMMHMMMMMMM"