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Joke of the Day

"What the only tag a Tumblr user can't have? A small Oops looks like I pissed off the fatties"

"How does Sean Connery ask for Worchestershire sauce? (x-post from askreddit) Worsheshershershosh."

"Thomas Jefferson's dad's name was Thomas Jefferdad. Really makes you think"

"Where do Italian gangsters come from? The spaghetto"

"What did the black guy get on his SATs? Barbecue Sauce"

"The weather is so nice it makes me want to watch TV with the windows open."

"A lawyer, a tax-man and a murderer jump off a cliff in a race to the bottom. who wins? society"

"If my body ran half as much as my mind did, I would never have to skip dessert"

"Scissors Commercial: *Montage of people karate chopping paper in half* Narrator: Don't you wish there was a better... Nevermind that was rad"

"How does a Jewish guy make beer? Hebrews it. :)"