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Joke of the Day
"Rose petals? Next time scatter something I can eat."
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"Nothing's Ever Right by Mona Lott"
"My dog and I are just drivin around, listenin to music and OMG DOG DO YOU EVEN HAVE A LICENSE? PAWS AT 10 AND 2. DO NOT FOLLOW THAT SQUIRREL"
"I got a tattoo on my penis that says ""TINY"" when I'm flaccid. When I'm erect, it says ""TICONDEROGA NY"""
"What kind of bees make milk? Boo-bees"
"I've been waiting all year to post this this"
"What do you call an amphibian in disguise? Infrognito."
"""NO HOMO"" i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet"
"What's my New Year resolution? Well, I just got a Hi-Def TV, so it's 1920 X 1080i."
"What do you call a homeless pigeon? A pigeon."