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Joke of the Day
"Why are pills white instead of black? Because you want them to work don't you?"
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"[Dark] What is a Muslims favourite phone? Galaxy Note 7 (Exploding Variant) Just kidding it's an iPhone, you racist fuck. This joke has probably already been said before, so please up-vote."
"A math joke I'll tell you in a 1/cos"
"I was surprised that my skin products kept moving around my medicine cabinet But it turns out it was just brownian lotion."
"I was driving down a street with a magician He turned into a driveway"