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Joke of the Day
"The Toyota Prius will help reduce your gas bill and your sex life."
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"My son asked me if mayonnaise was a mammal. *cashes in college fund *installs a pool in backyard"
"Unemployment rate went down to historic lows I think I might switch my major to art -No one ever"
"Q: What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments? A: Luters."
"What do you call a homosexual on roller skates? Rolaids. -courtesy of bro team pill"
"A waitress approaches a table full of jews. She asks, ""is anything alright?"""
"Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to? His first mate"
"I just got a job as a triangle player in a reggae band It's really easy, I just stand at the back and ting"
"Me: What do you want to be when you grow up? 3-year-old: A monster truck. I don't think insurance is going to cover that surgery."
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A mega-sore-ass."