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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a homosexual on roller skates? Rolaids. -courtesy of bro team pill"

"It would probably be cool to hang out with a witch because you could bake just the biggest cake in her child sized oven."

"Who has the best K/D ratio? Hitler."

"Feeling sad? Just picture Cee Lo Green climbing a rope."

"How many animals can you fit in a pair of pantyhose? A couple calves, an ass, ten little piggies, a beaver, a shit load of hares, and a fish that no one can seem to find!"

"It's 2080. Every living human is named Taylor. Dogs are the size of hamsters. The iPhone 47 is the size of a parachute. Weed is mandatory."

"I spent 20 years traversing across the globe searching for the best mustache... ... Until I realized the best mustache was right under my nose the whole time"

"Three rifles walk into a bar... ... and one of them was assault."

"A conversation between 2 vegans: ""I'm a vegan."" ""I'm a vegan too."" ""Oh."" ""So...you're a vegan?"" ""Yes, I am a vegan."" ""Me too."""

"A man who forgets his wife's birthday is certain to get something to remember her by."