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Joke of the Day

"If anyone breaks in, I take comfort in knowing they'll never get past the 20 pairs of shoes in the hallway."

"Dreamers dream. Livers detoxify."

"Fred: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days? Harry: No. Why? Fred: Well your sister told me she was giving her a bottle of toilet water for her birthday."

"How do I know we are going to have sex tonight? Because, I'm stronger then you are."

"what's brown and rhymes with snoop? dr. dre"

"What's the difference between pizzas and vaginas...? ...Crust on a pizza is nice..."

"Hedgehogs... Why can't they just share the hedge? One of my favourite jokes to come out of the Edinburgh Comedy festival :-)"

"So a woman is chasing down an ice cream truck... ... And the ice cream man stops and says, ""What can I get for you, Ma'am?"" She says ""Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."""

"Because it ruins the joke. Why should you never put the punchline in the title?"

"Do you think Apple's next phone will be a 6S?"