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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A mega-sore-ass."
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"More than eighty percent of the world records I hold are for making shit up."
"The Canadian election consists of two men apologizing till one concedes, the winner is then elected king of Canada. Or something like that."
"Two fish were in a tank... ...one turns to another and says ""any idea how to drive this thing?"""
"How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult? It's like, oh you gave birth to me? Please enjoy this fancy candle."
"What do you call a church leader of the Flying Spaghetti Monster religion (Pastafarianism)? A pasta (pass-tah)!"
"A hamburger walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."""
"Where does Crazy Horse live? In an unstable."
"You can't trust Atoms .. They make up everything"
"What's black and white and red all over? Police brutality."