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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Hitler and Usain bolt? Usain bolt can finish a race."

"What's the difference between raping and rapping? One's mostly done by criminals in shady neighborhoods, and the other is sex without consent."

"My girlfriend asked me: ""If you won the lottery, would you still love me?"" And I answered: ""Of course! I'd miss you, but I still love you"""

"North Korea launched ICBM today Good news for them, it managed to make it out of Pyongyang this time"

"Google just threw a drink in my face I deserved it I have no business asking those questions"

"I got a job at an orange juice factory I couldn't concentrate so I was canned"

"What's the best truck in Norway? The Fjord F150."

"Girls who say, ""a lot of guys are after me"", should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers."

"If you are charged with possession of marijuana Is it called joint custody?"

"What US state is it easiest to hide a prostitute in? H-Idaho-e"